Clerk

You're a good friend.

George

I understand you offer a 50%-off 'bereavement' fare...?

Clerk

Yes, all you have to do is pay the full fare now, then return to any one of our counters with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.

George

The death certificate?

Clerk

Yes, yes, we do need documentation or you know, people could take advantage.