George

What kind of a sick person would do a thing like that?

Clerk

I know! But it happens.

George

You want my friend to ask his uncle, a man who just lost his wife of 44 years, for a death certificate so that he can save a few bucks on a flight?

Clerk

That would be $387 round-trip.

Kramer

Alright, so you'll need my frequent flyer number, huh?