Earl

Ah they don't know a darn thing. That's why my flight the Houston's been delayed. They're all morons. Matter of fact, I'll bet you that that flight to Pittsburgh takes off before my flight to Houston.

Kramer

Bet? Um, not betting.

Earl

Friendly wager.

Kramer

I haven't made a bet in three years, I-

Earl

Ah c'mon. Keep things interesting, pass the time.