George

Well perhaps, not to the extent that you are. But I know the basic plot. Yeah.

Priest

Plot?

George

Yes. You know the uh flood, and the uh lepers, and the commandments and all that.

George

Oh yes I am Father. Incredibly sincere. So, uh, pffft, am I in?

Priest

The first step would be to familiarize yourself with these texts (brings out a pile of books).