George
Ah hah. You see Father, I'm I'm incredibly anxious to become a member. Um, don't you offer any kind of an express conversion? A quick change?
Roberta
Oh I'm sorry. Father, there's a man waiting in the chapel.
Priest
You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. He is interested in joining the church.
Roberta
Oh are you? That's wonderful. Well good luck to you.
George
Nice nun.