The Wife Season 5, Episode 17

Owner

Uh, we don't allow any outside syrups, jams or condiments in the restaurant. (To Jerry) And if I catch you in here with that again...I will confiscate it.

Jerry

Well, I-I-I told my wife not to bring it.

Kramer

Really? 25% off? Do I get that, too?

Jerry

No, just Meryl.

Kramer

Why, why? Why does she get it?