Jerry

Because she's my wife! (The door buzzer sounds; Jerry answers it) Yeh?

Elaine

(on buzzer) Meh.

Jerry

(buzzes her up) Eh. (to Kramer) You know and I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Kramer

'My wife has an inner ear infection.'

Jerry

See?