Jerry

(to George) All right, this is going to require some great acting now. I have to pretend I'm disappointed. You're going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.

George

Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!

Jerry

'Cause you know, I love Elaine.

George

Of course you do.

Jerry

But you know... not in the building. Really, I feel terrible about this. My intentions were good. What can I do? Tell me.