The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Elaine

(to someone in the hallway) No, I'll be seeing you. (She enters the apartment; singing) 'Good morning, good morning..' (to Jerry and George) Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above?

Elaine

Oh, and before I forget, I have the checks for the first month, last month's security deposit. (laughs) I have seventy-five dollars left in my account.

Jerry

Well... there's a little bit of a problem.

Elaine

Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray, I know. I've already thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. As Winston Churchill said, 'Why stand when you can sit?' Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.

Jerry

Uh, no uh, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, but you'd have to come up with that money.