Jerry

She calls me this morning and tells me she's upset I didn't console her. I mean it was 'Beaches' for god's sake. What, what do you do in a situation like that?

George

Where were you?

Jerry

I was sitting on the chair. She was over here on the couch.

George

Well you know, if you were sitting right next to her you'd have to console her no matter what.

Jerry

Of course.