George

Oh. Who is this guy?

Jerry

His name is Joel Horneck. He lived like three houses down from me when I grew up. He had a Ping Pong table. We were friends. Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping Pong? I was ten. I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping Pong table. He's so self-involved.

Kramer

That's for me. (to the phone) Kramerica Industries. Oh, hi, Mark. No no no. Forget that. I got a better idea. A pizza place where you make your own pie...

Jerry

Can you conduct your business elsewhere?

Kramer

(ignoring Jerry) No no no. I'm talking about a whole chain of 'em. Yeah.