George

I don't know why you even bother with this ping pong guy, I'll tell you that.

Jerry

I don't bother with him. He's been calling me for seven years. I've never called him once! He's got the attention span of a five-year-old. Sometimes I sit there and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.

George

I don't understand why you spend time with this guy.

Jerry

What can I do? Break up with him? Tell him, 'I don't think we're right for each other.' He's a guy! At least with a woman, there's a precendent. You know, the relationship goes sour, you end it.

George

No no no no, you have to approach this as if he was a woman.