Jerry

Just break up with him?

George

Absolutely. You just tell him the truth.

Jerry

The Truth.

Jerry

As a guy I don't know how I can break up with another guy. You know what I mean? I don't know how to say, 'Bill, I feel I need to see other men.' Do you know what I mean? There's nothing I can do. I have to wait for someone to die. I think that's the only way out of this relationship. It could be a long time. See, the great thing about guys is that we can become friends based on almost nothing. Just two guys will just become friends just because they're two guys. That's almost all we need to have in common. 'Cause sports ' sports and women ' is really all we talk about. If there was no sports and no women the only thing guys would ever say is, 'So, what's in the refrigerator?'

Joel

...so my shrink wants me to bring my mother in for a session. This guy is a brilliant man. Lenny Bruce used to go to him. And I think, uh, Geraldo.