Kramer

So you been living this secret the whole time by yourself?

Newman

(sobbing) Yes, it's been awful. I wanted to tell somebody. (pleading) Help me Kramer! Help me!

Kramer

All right, all right, I'm gonna help you.

George

I'll try some on and see how they look. It's just hair.

Jerry

You ever see what that thing looks like in the back? You got your natural little curls on the bottom, and then that big phony mat coming down on top of 'em.