George

Well, some of 'em look good. The ones that look good you don't even know about.

Jerry

What if you get involved with a woman? How're you gonna tell her?

George

The way they make 'em these days, I'll never have to tell her.

Jerry

So you keep it a secret your whole life, then at your funeral the mortician comes out (as mortician) 'Here, Mrs Costanza, I thought you might want this'. (as Mrs Costanza, horrified) Aahh!

Lippman

It's no secret that it's my dream to have my own publishing house, and if this Jake Jarmel book does, you know, what I think it's gonna do. If I can get this whole thing off the ground, then , you know, I think I'll have something for you. (laughs)