Joel

Do you think I need a haircut?

Claire

Are you ready?

Jerry

Yeah, I'll have the egg salad on whole wheat.

Joel

(to the waitress) Let me ask you a question. This, uh, this turkey sandwich here, is that real turkey, or is it a turkey roll? I don't want that processed turkey. (to Jerry) I hate it.

Waitress

I think it's real turkey.