Joel

Is there a real bird in the back?

Waitress

No, there's not bird but-

Joel

Well, how do you know for sure? Look, why don't you do me a favor. Why don't you go in the back and find out, okay? (The waitress leaves.) Unbelievable.

Jerry

How can you talk to someone like that?

Joel

What are you saying? What, you like turkey roll?