Cleaner

Yes, but how do I know we did the shirt?

Jerry

What do you think this is a little scam I have? I take this tiny shirt all over the city conning dry cleaners out of money? In fact, forget the money. I don't even want the money. I just once, I would like to hear a dry cleaner admit that something was their fault. That's what I want. I want an admission of guilt.

Cleaner

Maybe you asked for it to be washed.

Jerry

No! Dry-cleaned.

Cleane

Let me explain to you something, okay? With certain types of fabrics, different chemicals can react, causing-