Jerry

You shrunk it! You know you shrunk it! Just tell me that you shrunk it!

Cleaner

(looks around making sure not too many people are listening) I shrunk it.

Jerry

I think the only reason we go to the dry cleaner is so I can say to the dry cleaner, 'Well, it's ruined.' And of course, the dry cleaner can respond, 'It's not our fault. We're not responsible. We just ruin the clothes. That ends our legal obligation.' You see, the whole problem with dry cleaning is that we all believe that this is actually possible. Th-Right? They're cleaning our clothes, but they're not getting anything wet. It's all dry. I know there's gotta be some liquids back there, some fluids that they're using. There's no such thing as dry cleaning. When you get something on your shirt, ever get something on your shirt and try to get it off like that (Jerry brushes off his shirt.) That's dry cleaning. I don't think that's what they're doing back there. They don't have eighty guys going, 'Come on, hurry up! There's a lot of shirts today!'

Jerry

Bless you.

Elaine

Thank you. What evidence is there that cats are so smart, anyway? Huh? What do they do? Because they're clean? I am sorry. My Uncle Pete showers four times a day and he can't count to ten, so don't give me hygiene.